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Funny Birthday Card - Funny 'Try Not to S**t Yourself'
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Card is blank inside and comes with an envelope. Bright yellow and white birthday card with bold black and blue distressed text. A cheeky, humorous greeting that reads 'Happy Birthday You Old Fart - Try Not to Shit Yourself When Blowing Out Your Candles.' Perfect for sending a playful laugh to a friend who enjoys irreverent humor.
Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.
Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.
Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.
Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.