Vintage Current Greeting Card Funny Silly Letters Envelopes Pink Blue Purple

The blue card says: One day last month I was going to write you a letter right after I finished reading the classifieds but then I saw this great ad for a short order cook at a local pancake house. I figured I was short enough and well... to make a long story short... I got the job! They immediately put me in charge of making waffles... round waffles... square waffles... blueberry waffles... chocolate waffles... short stacks... tall stacks... YOU name it! My waffles were so fantastic they put me on overtime and people drove from miles around to eat waffles... but I was so exhausted that finally yesterday I just up and quit so I could write you this letter. After all I'd waffled long enough.   The pink card says: There I was in my precious pink sequin slippers and my gold brocade turban with my purple ostrich feather quill poised ready to write you when you'll never guess what happened.... Just then, my little poodle Foofie grabbed the quill pen... Spilling ink all over my chartreuse shag carpet... and began racing through the house with me close behind him. Well, I finally grabbed the nasty little devil by the tail... but it came off in my hand! Oh well, I thought... since the ink was spilled and the quill was in shreds... I just dipped Foofie's tail in a can of maple syrup and wrote you this letter anyway. I guess you could call it...   Check out my closet for more deals, I'm happy to create bundles!